givemeajobplease:

This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.”

harrypotterhumor:

jesuislegrandefromage:

#Still the best Harry Potter post of all time

The boy who cockblocked. The cockblock who lived.

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europ-eyn:

sabrinagrimm:

MY CAT JUST STARED AT ME AND THEN RAISED HER PAW AND SLOWLY PUSHED A GLASS OFF THE BEDSIDE TABLE AND BROKE IT SO FUCKING CALMLY

cats

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leahclaire:

buzzfeed:

Museums are really weird.

this is awesome, the end

veelachild:

xanyi:

audreyii-fic:

Hey, remember when we thought this was, like, a fun superhero parody with silly songs and whatnot? And we all laughed and laughed? And then the last five minutes happened?

Remember that?

I DO.

WE DONT TALK ABOUT THAT

WHEDON

normanbecile:

the-chubby-nerd:

What the fresh fucking hell did I just look at

what

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sexhaver:

boredlord:

What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?

this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors